Ever wondered how it will be like to prepare your food like a caveman during the Stone Age? While it’s more suited to the classiest caveman with the most posh cavern in town than some ordinary runt, this Del Ben Primitive Knife can probably help.
Designed by Michele Daneluzzo, it’s a knife inspired by the flint tools they used during the Stone Age. Granted, you’ll have to dress your own chickens and clean out pig guts to make the experience more authentic (that caveman life ain’t easy), but as for the tool you can use to perform the deed, this utility knife should have you covered.
The Del Ben Primitive Knife is a petal-shaped piece of solid steel that looks similar to the way cavemen used to shape the stones that they turned into sharp, flesh-cutting knives. It can cut through most anything your knives do in the kitchen, from vegetables to meats to the hard loaves of bread your mom brings around every Saturday because she thinks you like hard loaves of bread for some reason. When the blade dulls, you can file it using your existing knife sharpeners, so it can easily integrate itself into your kitchen without any problems.
Measuring 8.75 x 2.75 inches and weighing 9.7 ounces, it features a contoured ridge on top, providing an ergonomic grip for easily handling the knife, whether you’re slicing herbs, dicing potatoes, or ripping apart the torso of an entire pig, so you can harvest its guts. It comes with its own matching stainless steel stand.
Available now, the Del Ben Primitive Knife retails for $250.